Yep. Another one spent baby-sitting.
The night started out pretty good, around 6 Syd, Timmy, and I were busy watching the Lion King. Then, Jaboc arrives with his mom (my cousin) Kristy. Kristy soon became drunk, I was bitching at her and she says to me "You better shut up, or you might get coal in your stocking." Well my first thought was "Coal...COLE?!" then I ran out of the room screaming. Ha. So then, ugh, Taylor comes over, and gets all hyper. After about 4 hours of baby sitting, I take a brake and play Spirit Tracks. Taylor, being seven, found it funny that I was reading the text aloud. I'd been calling Jacob a leprochaun all night, and Taylor comes up, sits on my lap, and watches me play. I had started a new game on the second file. So I was just playing, you know...Then I get to the part where you see Cole's true nature and she screams "IS THAT JACOB?". I laughed. Then she saw Byrne and said "Oh my goodness! It's Kristy!" Again, making me laugh. So she continued to watch the scene, and she laughed when Zelda died! So, as the evening came to a close, Taylor and Elieh were running around the house, when two year old Ameillia comes and tries to sit on me. So I picked her up, and she almost fell asleep on my lap. Honestly, I like her more then any of my other relatives. Besides Sydney of course. But she was calm and quiet. I alsmost fell asleep myself, had it not been for her continually coughing. Poor kid, I think she had a cold.. Anywho, I also, had to make sure a dog didn't go upstairs and disturb my beautiful kitty. The snuggle I had with my sweet, sweet cousin Ameillia made up for the frusteration Jacob, Taylor, and Elieh caused...

Hopefully, I'll be getting paid.



Btw I got snails, a fat one named goofey (goofey is short for goofeygoober, which is what I call Escargon from Kirby...)
and a small one named slimey.

Okay, I am an inch close to beating Spirit Tracks. I am half way through the last visit to the Tower of Spirits, then to the final boss. Now, I am shocked to say that Spirit Tracks has replaced Wind Waker in my favourite Zelda game slot. The plot was awesome. A random boy who likes trains meets a Princess, who is killed my a leprochaun demon with a cyborg minion. Then the dead Princess teams up with the random boy to stop the leprochaun from ressurectiong a FRGGIN DEMON KING. xD
The music. Okay, the music was friggin amazing! I loved how you just walk around in some areas, and Zelda's Lullaby plays in the music! I also love the song where you drive in the train, or overworld theme. I make long routes just to hear it~. Now one of my favourites plays when you meet Zelda. It starts out and goes through Zelda's Lullaby one time, then the Chancellor buts in and it gets all funny..xD I also love Cole's theme.
Characters. Okie, of course Link was my favourite with all his messed up reactions xDD. I was glad to see that he had feelings for our dear Princess, who grew quite fond of him. Link + Train = Win. Princess Zelda was an awesome sidekick, probably, no scratch that, the BEST sidekick evers! I'm glad she finally got to help on the adventure! And with fighting some of the bosses! I can't wait to see the ending! Chancellor Cole? Well, one of the, if not, the funniest Zelda characters ever xD. Two hats? TWO HATS? Really though, I expected he would have like..horns under dem or something. I also, thought he would be an uptight fancy dude. Like is dialoge would be like "Oh, dearest me! This is quite the prediciment!". No, I was WRONG about him. Byrne, the scariest cyborg ever. The boss battle with him was easy, I didn't take ANY damage. Haha, he SUCKS at fighting. But, he is yet another one of my favourites.
You know what else I noticed? This game likes to betray..xD First, Cole betrays Zelda and kills her. Then, Cole betrays Byrne, THEN Byrne betrays Cole and Malladus, by helping Link and Zelda. xD

My top three scenes would have to be..

3. Anjean Vs Byrne

2. Confronting Cole ontop of the tower.

1. Zelda and Link's victory! xDDDDD

Well I'm gonna rant about Zelda shit now, so plug your ears.

Okay, why is Twilight Princess like "TEH BEST FRIGGN GAME ON TEH URTH" to everyone? It's storyline was predictible, and Midna was like...well I'll regret saying this but, MARY-SUE DESU. It was more about her then the actual Hero, Link, who is the main character.

Link.
Link, in Twilight Princess looked crosseyed, his mouth was too big for his face, and his over all expressions were shitty, and poorly done. His voice also made him sound super retarded.
Spirit Tracks. Link got a new voice actor in Spirit Tracks, which well, sounds a bit girlish. But, he kept his well thought out expressions, which made me feel like I was 'in the game more.' He also formed a relationship with our dear princess, Zelda. (That btw, has nothing to do with my rant.)

Princess Zelda.
The retarded, emotionless Zelda of Twilight Princess was a pathetic attempt to draw away from Zelda and Hyrule, and focus on Midna. Boo, shit. Why didn't our second star, for 20 years, have a star role in the 'greatezt zelda gaym evr.'?
In Spirit Tracks, you can actually play as her, and team up with her! And She's a friggin Ghost. HOW SWEET IS THAT?! She's no longer that 'damsel in distress' and she's now a fighter too.

I've thought about for a while, and I'd never think I'd see myself completely hating a Zelda game. Wow, how unlike me is that? But really, people, really, why is Twilight Princess so fucking great?

Ganon.
Uhm um. Ew. Why, did he sound like a freakin bear? Wtf? I was scared. Also, why the HELL was Ganon all...frizzy like a freakin popstar. What. The. FUCK.

Listen, because I'm going to say this. I fucking hate Cole, I hate him, he's a jackass son of a bitch. But, he was also able to make me laugh several times with his complete retardedness (for example, when he's "disco dancing" in the air, crosseyed, and laughing. Crazy Bitch, he's actually moved to Number 3 on my favourite Zelda villian list..

Cole > Twilight Princess Ganon.
That's sad, that's really, really sad. Jeeze,


I've thought about for a while, and I'd never think I'd see myself completely hating a Zelda game. Wow, how unlike me is that? But really, people, really, why is Twilight Princess so fucking great?

10 Bucks I didn't steal this from >_>..xD

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[ ] You own a cell phone.

[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[x] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L: 4


[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.

[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.

[ ] You have never been beaten up.

[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.

[ ] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[ ] People don't use you for something you have. *Lucas and Bridget only want my drawings :T)

[ ] You have been to a concert.

T 0 T A L: 8


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace.

[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.

[x] You get allowance.

[x] You collect something normal.

[x] You look forward to going to school. *SOMETIMES, OKAY?&

[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

T 0 T A L: 12


[ ] You own a car.

[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

T 0 T A L: 15

[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[x] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[x] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs

[ ] You don't have any enemies

[x] You are a generally nice person. (Yeah but im also generally a BITCH)

22 xD

Song of the month: 12 Days of Spirit Tracks.


ON THE FIRST DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
A FRICKN ROBOT ARM

ON THE SECOND DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM

ON THE THIRD DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE FIFTH DAY OF OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE SIXTH DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
8 SLOTS FOR ITEMS
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM

ON THE NINTH DAY OF OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
NINE BOSSES KILL'N
EIGHT SLOTS FOR ITEMS.
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM

ON THE TENTH DAY OF OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
TEN DAYS OF PUZZLES
NINE BOSSES KILL'N
EIGHT SLOTS FOR ITEMS.
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
ELEVEN DEATH TRAINS
TEN DAYS OF PUZZLES
NINE BOSSES KILL'N
EIGHT SLOTS FOR ITEMS.
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARM


ON THE TWELVETH DAY OF SPIRIT TRACKS THE SPIRITS GAVE TO ME
TWELVET DIFFERENT SECTIONS
ELEVEN DEATH TRAINS
TEN DAYS OF PUZZLES
NINE BOSSES KILL'N
EIGHT SLOTS FOR ITEMS.
SEVEN RELEASE DATE
SIX LOKOMO SONGS
FIVE INSANE DUNGEONS
FOUR RAIL TRACK MAPS
THREE TEARS OF LIGHT
TWO GREEN TOP HATS
AND A FRICKIN ROBOT ARRRRMMM~~~~~




KK STAMPS xD










FEATURED DEVIATIONS

YOUR REAL NAME:

Jenna


2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Jenizzle xD

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Golden Cat WTF xD

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

EppJe xDDDDD

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

RED CHOCOLATE MILK WTF XD

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

EPMANAPER EP-MAN-A-PER? XD

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

Jean Marie ._.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black little bitch (My cats name is cleo but we call her little bitch)

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)

Jeruto >w> Jeruto = Gerudo? O:

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)

Captain Marie! >3